WompelProducts

AI Consulting · Social Media · Apps

AI that doesthe repeatable work.So you do the rest.

Wompel Products is an AI consultancy for social media. We build and run the engine that keeps brands posting — and we build apps on top of LLMs that make everyday things easier and let businesses scale without hiring for it. You own your accounts, your content and your audience. Not us.

By application · Limited onboarding spots

Clients and our own work

  • The Woody — A Cabintek Concept
  • GreenCrest Services
  • The SmartCut
  • Wompel Wake
  • The Woody — A Cabintek Concept
  • GreenCrest Services
  • The SmartCut
  • Wompel Wake

What we build

Six systems, one engine — and software when you need it.

Pick the pieces you need. Most brands start with posting and short-form, then add the rest. When the answer isn't a service, we build the thing instead.

01

Daily Social Posting

A real content calendar for Facebook, Instagram and YouTube — built, queued and published on schedule. No gaps, no scrambling on a Sunday night.

  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • YouTube
02

Short-Form Video Engine

Your raw footage becomes Reels, Shorts and TikToks. Cut, captioned, hooked and formatted for every platform from one upload.

  • Reels
  • Shorts
  • Editing
03

AI Caption & Hook Writing

We train a model on your voice, your offers and your best-performing posts. Every caption sounds like you wrote it on a good day.

  • Brand voice
  • Hooks
  • Copy
04

Comment & DM Response

An AI agent answers comments and DMs in your voice within minutes — and routes anyone who smells like a real lead straight to your phone.

  • Inbox
  • Lead routing
05

Review & Reputation

Requests go out after every job. Reviews get monitored and answered. Your rating stops being something you think about.

  • Google
  • Meta
  • Replies
06

One Reporting Dashboard

Reach, engagement, follower growth and inbound leads per channel — in one view, sent to you monthly. Plain English, no vanity charts.

  • Analytics
  • Monthly report
07

Custom AI Apps

Some problems aren't a service. When the thing you need doesn't exist yet, we build it on top of an LLM — internal tools, customer-facing apps, agents that do a job end to end. Wompel Wake, our own iPhone app, came out of this.

  • LLM
  • iOS
  • Internal tools

Our apps

We build our own software, too.

Products we designed, built and ship ourselves: the same LLM and product work we do for clients, pointed at problems we had.

Wompel Wake

iPhone app

An alarm clock that talks you into the day. When you stop the alarm, Wake reads you a short spoken briefing: the weather where you are, what's on your calendar, and a quote to start on.

  • Weather from your location, automatically
  • Today's agenda from your calendar
  • A spoken quote to start the day
  • Rings through Silent mode
In App Store review
  • Home screen: alarms, local weather and today's agenda
  • Setting a new alarm
  • Settings: pick quote themes and a voice

Campus Atlas

Web app

Search and compare every college in the US, all 6,243 of them, on official Department of Education data. Filter by location, cost, admissions, programs and outcomes, then compare schools side by side.

  • Every US college, from universities to trade schools
  • Filter by net price, admit rate, earnings and more
  • Table, card and map views
  • Compare up to four schools at once
  • Explorer: filters and a table of colleges sorted by earnings
  • Map view with every US college clustered by location
  • A school's page: admit rate, net price, outcomes and a map
  • Comparing three schools side by side, best values highlighted

Sound familiar?

Tell us what you're avoiding. We'll automate it.

We build

Always-On Content Calendar

We plan a month ahead, batch the work, and publish on a fixed cadence. Your feed stops looking abandoned between busy seasons.

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How it works

Raw material in. Published presence out.

One pipeline, running every week, mostly without you.

You hand over

  • Raw footage
  • Photos
  • Brand voice
  • Offers & promos
  • Past top posts
  • Customer questions

The Wompel engine · runs weekly

  1. 01

    Plan

    Monthly calendar built around your offers and season.

  2. 02

    Produce

    Video cut, images designed, captions and hooks written.

  3. 03

    Approve

    You review a week at a time. One tap, or leave notes.

  4. 04

    Publish

    Scheduled and posted natively to every connected channel.

  5. 05

    Respond

    Comments and DMs handled; real leads pushed to you.

  6. 06

    Report

    Performance rolled up and fed back into next month's plan.

Published to

  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • YouTube

FAQ

The questions everyone asks.

Do I actually own the accounts and the content?

Yes — completely. Every account stays in your name, every file lands in your drive, and you keep the brand voice document. We build the engine; you own it. If we part ways, nothing gets switched off.

How quickly does posting start?

First posts are typically live within 14 days. Week one is voice, strategy and account access. Week two we build the first month of content and start publishing.

Is this all just AI slop?

No. AI handles the volume — drafting, cutting, captioning, first-pass replies. A human reviews everything before it goes out, and you approve a week at a time until you'd rather not. The point is consistency, not spam.

What if I don't have any footage?

Most clients don't at first. We give you a capture system that takes about ten minutes a week on your phone, plus we design static and text-based posts to carry the calendar in the meantime.

What does it cost?

A flat monthly retainer based on which systems you turn on and how many channels you run. No long lock-in contracts and no percentage of ad spend. We'll quote you on the call.

What kinds of businesses is this for?

Local service businesses, retail, and personal brands — anywhere consistent social presence drives real inbound and the owner is the bottleneck. If posting is the thing that keeps slipping, this is built for you.

Next step

Let's find what's worth automating.

Write us a couple of sentences about what you're doing by hand — posting, replying, reporting, or something only your business has. We'll tell you whether it's a service, a build, or not worth doing at all, and set up a call if it's worth one. No deck, no pressure.

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By application · Limited onboarding spots